Just for fun – unknown source
What is the difference between an engineer and a school teacher?
One minds the train, and other trains the mind.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see his flat mate.
Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
To get to the same side.
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
To stretch its legs.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove it wasn’t chicken.
When is a bonnet not a bonnet?
When it becomes a woman.
What should a clergyman preach about?
About half an hour.
Why is there no such thing as a whole day?
Because every day begins with breaking.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where’s my tractor?
What starts with E and ends with G and contains everything?
Everything.
Why couldn’t the elephant use the computer?
Because he was afraid of the mouse.
Knock knock. Who’s there?
Nana
Nana who?
Nana your business.
How can one get into a locked cemetery at night?
With a skeleton key.
When does 10 added to 10 equal 10?
At 9.50 (or ten to ten).
What metal do you get from clouds? Silver, because every cloud has a silver lining.